Monday 18 March 2013

Chuss (UET Taxila Special)


'Aik thi larki. Who thi Roots sai…'
Man, are we sick of listening to this prologue every day since last week!
It so happened that one of our friends aka Dhoabi and ZombieHunter carved out an elaborate story last week in the cafeteria: and fell into the trap himself!

Some people are born with the gift of philosophising, some with talking all professional. But some like my friend Bilal Shafiq are endowed with the special gift of letting off a 'chuss' every now and then and turning all red in the face afterward!
He is also endowed with the ability to sometimes say the most embarrassing things in front of just the wrong people and has a soft spot for all things (and people) French. Sometimes he gets so involved in this chain that a thread of totally random sentences (chusses) is strewn and we can't help but laugh our heads off.
We love to stand guard at the department entrance and talk manically. And often get caught by just the wrong teachers (and sometimes fall off chairs in a classroom, case in point). Sometimes we go to take classes that aren't actually happening when we make another friend Danish the teacher at the podium. And sit to listen to the fake-lecture (need I repeat what about? ;)  ) all giggle-y and jolly.

So to commemorate his heroic endeavors (and chusses), we have officially anointed him as our 'Universal Chussar' today.
We heartily hope that every new day brings a dawn of the brand-new-est chusses to your mind!

And may you actually find the 'Roots ki bandi' for yourself one day! (She can be an K/S, both are equally well!)

Chuss: Urdu-speak for a totally random and usually silly remark made
Roots: a British syllabus chain of schools in Pakistan

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